Christians are straight up FREAKS
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
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I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
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I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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