What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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