I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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