I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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