my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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