dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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