He asked to "fluff my boner.."
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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