Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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