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The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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