He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
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