Where is the hickey?
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
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you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
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Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
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