you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
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yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
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I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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