why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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