She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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