I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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