Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
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Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
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thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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