you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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