so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
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He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
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Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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