whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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