Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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