Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
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If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
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I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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