Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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