ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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