I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
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