You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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