____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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