break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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