the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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