Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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