Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
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Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
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I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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