I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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