her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
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Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
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He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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