I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
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All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
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I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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