She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
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She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
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Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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