the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
She announced her abortion via fbk
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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