I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
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is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
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I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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