I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I'm passing your future prison.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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