absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
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I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
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Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize