Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
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When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
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Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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