Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
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I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
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I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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