When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
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You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
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My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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