I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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