I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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