Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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