I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
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Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
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These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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