I need help removing her.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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