party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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