He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
should my penis look like a turkey
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I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
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You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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