The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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