they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
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this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
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thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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