new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I had to cum in my sink.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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