I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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