I wish I could punch you in the face.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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