Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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